Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Funny Conversations

1. Parker wanted to watch a movie during lunch and I finally had to tell him not to ask me again or he was going to time-out. Then we had the following conversation:

Parker: Do you know the rules?
Me: Yes. I make the rules.
Parker: I make rules too. I have rules.
Me: What's your rule?
Parker: If you let me watch a movie I will let you eat your food.
Me: Laughing
Parker: Don't do that. Do you know the rules?
Me: Still laughing.

2. In the car on the way to pick up a friend.

Parker: Why are there big houses?
Me: There are big families and small families so there are big houses and little houses.
Parker: We have a small family.
Me: Do you want to have a big family? There is a family in the ward that has 7 kids!
Parker: I want 7 kids.
Me: We would have to buy a new van. We wouldn't all fit in here.
Parker: Yeah. We could buy a really big van.  thinks for a minute   No. I want 100 kids!
Me: 100 kids! We would have to buy lots of vans to fit everyone.
Parker: No. We would have to buy a bus.
Me: Oh really? Are you going to buy the bus?
Parker: Yes.

3 comments:

Let There be Happy! said...

he is so cute!

julie Tandberg said...

Parker is always thinking. So cute.

Our Carlson Family said...

This kid of course is cracking me up! The target trip too! And I'm glad you clarified that parker saw the shirt thing in a soccer video... I was beginning to think you'd raised a stripper ;o)